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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.~Woody Allen


Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
~cute short quote

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is crime, and crime doesnt pay... Does knowledge, in the end, leave you broke?


Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.


Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

If you can read this, I am parked.


Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
I gave him/her the cold shoulder.


The masses are the asses. -Karl Marx
~cute short quote

Well, isn't that special!


Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.


'If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a storm.'
~sweet saying by Funny Life
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Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.~Tallulah Bankhead

Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.

Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
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Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease, it just gets replaced.
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First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
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What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
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Caution -- Driver Legally Blonde
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If Lamb Chop married Howdy Doodie her name would be Lamb Doodie~Not too sure
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I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"? *
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Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
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Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.
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All politicians are crooks, but democrats are our crooks.
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962
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Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry! You've been in that phone booth for twenty minutes and didn't say a word! Sir, I'm talking to my wife.
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Nearly everything you read signed from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth."~God
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Coffee isn't my cup of tea
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Sheep don't fly so much as plummet.
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
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No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday
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Drown in a frown swim in a smile.
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You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
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The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
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